NEW FANFIC!!! The End is Near

Howdy folks,

On the last update, I announced that there will be a new fanfic. I originally wanted to post the fanfic back in January so that I could have one chapter posted every month until December...however, I was overwhelmed with school work (since I'm in my fourth year of university) and the plan fell through. This fanfic, even though the end sounds somewhat depressing, is actually a comedy. I hope you enjoy the first Chapter

Chapter 1: ‘I’m going to die with no grandchildren’

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled...and continued to slowly inhale, then exhale. In his focused state of mind, he could hear everything that went on in the room...but, he did not want to pay any attention to it. He finally opened his eyes and turned to face her, and smiled at her anxious face.

Woman: So...what did you see?

Man: I saw...

Woman: What?

Man: Nothing...absolutely NOTHING!!! Mom, how many times do I need to remind you that I’m not a psychic...?

Mom: But last time when my friends were over you knew exactly what they were going to say

Man: Mom...it was obvious that you were setting something up...having all your friends over and having them bring along their niece or daughter...

Mom: Fine...

Man: I know you want me to get married soon...but I’m still young and there’s a lot more in life than just getting married and having kids...

Mom: Oh...do you hear that honey, do you hear our son. After you left this world he doesn’t care about his own mother...I don’t have that many more years in life and look at him...he wants me to WAIT for him because he thinks there’s more to life than getting married and having kids...do you HEAR that honey?!?

Man: Mom...you’re overreacting...

Mom: I’m overreacting? Ron Ng, how dare you speak to your own mother like this...and in the presence of your own father too...?

Ron: Ok, ok...I’m sorry...I’ll go on one of the blind dates you’ve planned for me then...ok? (He smiled)

Mom smiling back: That’s my boy (she ruffles his hair)...unless

Ron: Unless?

Mom: It’s been forever since you’ve brought a girlfriend before, and I’ve never seen you watch porn...

Ron: Mom!

Mom: And...you’re always so close with your ‘buddies...’ son, be honest...I’m an open minded person you know...are you gay?

Ron: seriously? You’re asking if I’m gay

Mom: So you are...now it all makes sense...but why?

Ron: Mom...I’m not gay

Mom: Considering you’re in the business where you’re literally surrounded by women all the time, and most of them are beautiful women...it only makes sense that I start questioning your sexuality

Ron: What if I have...you know...one night stands? Obviously I wouldn’t bring anyone of them home...

Mom: Uh huh...one night stands...where? You do realize even though you’re in your thirties...that I DO YOUR LAUNDRY...where are the receipts? And don’t you even start by saying you go to their place...because as your mother I know how you are...you can’t even stand a bit of filth...hotel rooms is already a stretch

Ron: Mom...do you really want me to bring home a girlfriend who’s some sort of movie star?

Mom: I wouldn’t mind...

Ron: Do you NOT watch the films I produce?

Mom: Don’t be silly, I watch all of them...but you can’t say all actresses are vein and just beautiful on the outside...that can’t apply to every single one of them...I think you’re being too judgemental

Ron: Well...it would be hard though, wouldn’t it? I wouldn’t be able to tell whether she’s true to me or she’s actually a great actress...

Mom: Son...you really have to learn to trust. And besides, it would be a win-win situation

Ron: How so?

Mom: Well...think about it...if she really does like you, then you have a girlfriend...if she’s just acting...then, you just found yourself an amazing lead actress for your next movie...I don’t see any down side really

Ron laughed: Mary Hon, you are a genius! But seriously mom...you know what I mean

Mary: Alright...I guess it’s up to me then...who would’ve thought that the responsibility of finding a daughter-in-law would be mine after I produced such a wonderfully handsome child...(she heaved a sigh)

Ron: Well...I’m going to get going, I have a quick staff meeting to attend to

Mary: Just go...just leave this old woman all by herself...

Ron smiled, bent over and kissed his mom on the cheek

Ron: One day, you’ll wish that you could have some alone time...when all your grandchildren are crying and wanting all of your attention

Mary: Oh, don’t you worry...at this rate, I would’ve had too much alone time

Ron laughed: Ok, ok...bye mom...

Mary: Bye

Suddenly he turned back

Mary: What is it?

Ron: It’s not true that I haven’t brought home a girlfriend in forever...I brought Kate home like two years ago

Mary: Please don’t tell me you’re waiting for her to come back...I know she’s a nice girl and everything Ron, but really...maybe she’s already found someone by now...

Ron: I’m not waiting for her...I just thought I’d bring up the point that I have brought home a girlfriend before and quite recently too... (he looked at the time) now I really have to get going, bye

~After he left~

Mary: He thinks two years isn’t a long time...what a silly boy

~Studio ~

Bosco: Hey...you’re not looking too good...

Ron: Try having that ‘I’m going to die with no grandchildren’ talk with YOUR mom

Bosco laughed: It’s your fault...if I were you, I’d bring home some pretty kelefe and tell your mom she’s your girlfriend, then you wouldn’t have to have that talk once every few weeks

Ron: Right...and then I can grace the tabloids too...

Bosco: Maybe get one of those contracted girlfriends...you know, like in the movies

Ron: so, you’re telling me to ‘rent’ a girlfriend

Bosco: It’s possible...

Ron: Uh huh...you know what, just go tell your team to get ready in the conference room

Bosco: Fine, don’t take my advice

Myolie: What’s going on?

Bosco: This one needs a girlfriend

Myolie: That’s old news...so Ron, did your mom just give you another talk?

Ron: Ya, you know how she is

Myolie: Auntie is afraid you’ll end the family line with the rate you’re going

Ron: Great...

Myolie: If you want her to stop, just bring home a girl, and say she’s your girlfriend

Bosco: That’s what I said

Ron: The couple thinks alike...I think I’m going to be sick...

Bosco: You’re just jealous that we’re actually together, and you get tabloid girlfriends...

Myolie: You know, if you told your mom one of those rumours were true...she would’ve stopped with the talk too

Ron: If I confirmed a rumour with my mom, I’m pretty sure by the end of the day the entire world would’ve found out as well...so no

Myolie: Get those...contracted ones...you know, how Thailand have those contracted wives for those perverted old men and movie makers

Ron: That’s just disturbing...

Bosco: Honey, he’s searching for true love...like what we have...

Ron: I think I’m going to throw up...you know what, just tell everyone to meet me in five in the conference room, I’m gonna go and actually throw up now, thanks to you guys

Bosco and Myolie (in unison): Anytime

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I hope you enjoyed it...and please leave me a few comments...I've already decided who the female lead will be and stuff...so...look out for the next chapter, which should be up in the beginning or so of March.

I should get back to my thesis, but before that, next week I will be updating Someone Like You and probably the finale for Take 2 (fingers crossed)

See you then, and remember to comment!!!

Randomness...OUT!!!