Off the Record: Episode 1

Howdy folks,

Since exams are just around the corner for me and well...my fanfics are all getting kind of serious...which makes them kind of hard to write...and I’ve sort of ran out of series to watch...I’ve decided I’m going to start this series of blog posts. So...it’s called, as you can see Off the Records...and once again it’s inspired by the interviews that were given by Sammul Chan lately. So...it’s going to be FICTIONAL interviews with the many actors and actresses that I often have in my fanfics...and...well...it’ll be entertaining...because that’s exactly what I need during this exam period. So, to start off...the first ‘Episode’ will be with Sammul Chan

Episode 1:

Randomness: Hello people of the world...yes...usually, I’m just the author of your fanfics...but today...I shall take a part in this interesting project I decided to start up and interview the many artists that I feature in my fanfics in a series of interviews. So, without further ado, Sammul Chan!

Sammul : Hello everyone, and hello to you too, Randomness

Randomness: I got to be frank...I’m somewhat of a fan of yours (giggles awkwardly)

Sammul: I’m flattered, and thanks for having me as your first guest

Randomness: Well...it was a tossup between you and Ron Ng

Sammul: Is that so?

Randomness: Yup...but I decided to interview you first...after all, your other interviews have been quite the hit recently

Sammul: So you’re using me as promotion now?

Randomness laughed: oh no...That’s a silly idea...what am I promoting?

Sammul: Your new project of this series of interviews

Randomness: Nope...not promoting...it’s just I was inspired by you to begin with...

Sammul: So, I was your inspiration

Randomness: Yup...so...let’s get right into business...over the past couple of interviews you had...I think other interviewers were trying to hint at your disputes with othe colleagues

Sammul: Do you think so?

Randomness: I thought I was the interviewer...

Sammul: Right...well...I don’t know, I’d rather not make assumptions

Randomness: Ok...so...I’m not going to repeat questions that the others already asked you...but...you said you didn’t want to see Ron again?

Sammul: I’ve worked with him in far too many series...it’s like I’m tired of seeing him

Randomness: Even if it’s another instalment for The Academy?

Sammul: well...I’d like that. You know, Pak Kiu and Lap Man went through a lot together...their chemistry was building...true brotherhood bonding

Randomness: Bromance?

Sammul laughed: Is that the term you use now?

Randomness: I think so...

Sammul: Ok...sure...we had some bromance going on then I guess (He laughed), and it would be nice to see more of their chemistry or something...but in the third instalment, the focus seemed to have been diverted to Laughing Gor

Randomness: Who became an infamous character

Sammul: I guess...but he took away from the Pak Kiu and Lap Man story...

Randomness: Like a third wheel?

Sammul: No...it’s like...if we were all women...Laughing Gor had the most cleavage

Randomness laughed: That’s an interesting analogy

Sammul: But it works

Randomness: Ya...it does. So, how do you feel about your picture being relatively small compared to others on the poster of Relic?

Sammul: I don’t know...mixed emotions really.

Randomness: How come?

Sammul: Obviously, I’d want a bigger picture...that’s the ego that every single actor has...but on the other hand, the picture that they had of me wasn’t so flattering

Randomness: Really? I didn’t notice

Sammul: That’s because my picture was relatively small...but really...I look slightly bloated

Randomness: So, I guess it was a good thing in the end?

Sammul: You can say that

Randomness: So, how did it feel to work with Laughing Gor again?

Sammul: He’s still the one showing the most cleavage

Randomness: What?

Sammul: Well...I mean, he has lots of intimate scenes and so on...

Randomness: Oh...ok

Sammul: Any other questions?

Randomness: Sorry...I’m kind of green at this interviewing business...

Sammul: That’s ok...we were all ‘green’ once...you just got to learn from your mistakes and move on

Randomness: So...which TVB actress did you have the best chemistry with?

Sammul: I’m not sure...I’m usually paired up with a lot of different actresses but I think the fans liked me with Leila the best...and I worked with Myolie quite a bit too...

Randomness: Have you worked with Tavia?

Sammul: Of course...The Academy

Randomness: But, never paired up

Sammul: Nope...

Randomness: Would you like to?

Sammul: Maybe...but she and Ron are close...so...that might mean I’d have to see him around (starts laughing)

Randomness: That’s true...I’ll tell him to stay away from Tavia if she ever collaborates with you

Sammul still laughing: Ya...tell him that

Randomness: well...I think we should wrap things up...so...thanks for coming in for an ‘off the record’ interview

Sammul: Not a problem, and thanks for having me...if this becomes successful...I better get some credit for it (laughs)

Randomness laughed: Of course, you deserve the credit since you’re the inspiration

Sammul continues to laugh: Now that’s how you treat an artist

Randomness: Hope you all enjoyed this short interview and first episode of Off the Records. Please leave a comment telling me what you think of this ‘project.’ And, next week, my guest for the ‘show’ will be...(take a wild guess)